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Humorous Poems

  1. 1066 AND ALL THAT
     
  2. 1927 OLD TRUSTY FORD
     
  3. 23rd Psalm in Scots
     
  4. Aaron Aardvark’s Alphabetical Advancement
     
  5. A Bit o' Banter
     
  6. A Chuckie in Yer Shoe
     
  7. A Glaswegian Looks at a Pigeon
     
  8. A Guid Gloom
     
  9. A' Ken Wha Ye Mean
     
  10. A New Compost Heap
     
  11. A Race Involving the Village Idiots - circa 1751
     
  12. A Scots Anthem
     
  13. A Scotsman's Luck
     
  14. A Seagull in Winter
     
  15. A Spider
     
  16. A Terse Verse
     
  17. A Wee Note
     
  18. A Widdle on Mr. Riddell
     
  19. Ah'm no drunk, Hic!
     
  20. All because you kissed me last night
     
  21. An Auld Git
     
  22. An Aye for an Eye!
     
  23. An Ode To Allergies
     
  24. An Ode to Crop Circles
     
  25. Angels and Loons
     
  26. Auld Pat and wee Bryan McPue
     
  27. Aye Claudicus!
     
  28. Backside Blessings
     
  29. Bah! Bah! Bad Sheep!
     
  30. Ballad of the Effects Pedals
     
  31. Barnaby's Friend
     
  32. Billabong
     
  33. Bitter-Sweet Economics
     
  34. British Road Services
     
  35. Caviar
     
  36. Charlie
     
  37. Clarity of Thought
     
  38. Come Fly with Me
     
  39. Compromising Tastes
     
  40. Confusion
     
  41. Congratulations! You’re a Winner!
     
  42. Cool Dude!
     
  43. CornCremation Street
     
  44. CUSTER’S LAST STAND
     
  45. DICKY BIRD
     
  46. Dolphins
     
  47. Don’t lee yir dug wi Danny!(Part 2?)
     
  48. Dreams - B. Rehani
     
  49. Dunderheid
     
  50. E-Buy gum!
     
  51. Embroidery
     
  52. Euan's Exploding Grandma
     
  53. Euan’s Papa and the Chair
     
  54. Fae the Lochs Tae the Lakes
     
  55. Fatherly Advice
     
  56. Feel Seek Noo!
     
  57. Food
     
  58. Forgotten Dates
     
  59. Froggy the Smile
     
  60. Fur the Love o' Golf
     
  61. Giving up Smoking
     
  62. Gophers
     
  63. Granny's Contribution
     
  64. Great Expectations
     
  65. GWEN'S KNICKERS
     
  66. HAUF A CROUN
     
  67. Heavenly Home
     
  68. Hello and Goodbye
     
  69. Hermit Crab
     
  70. Hop! Hop! Hop!
     
  71. HTML-ish!
     
  72. I Haud Ma Licker Weel
     
  73. I Know It's Spring
     
  74. I wish I was a Chocolate Bar
     
  75. I WONDER IF ANIMALS LIKE MUSIC
     
  76. If Taday Wa' Yesterdee
     
  77. In Memory of Earnock Bing my Everest
     
  78. Insect
     
  79. In Sure Rants Claims
     
  80. IT
     
  81. Jist A' Thing
     
  82. Just A Quiet Life
     
  83. Justin and Colin
     
  84. L.A. LIMERICK
     
  85. Let’s Bass Rock
     
  86. Look Out, Marco Polo!
     
  87. LUCK
     
  88. Ma Granny's Door
     
  89. Ma Pal The Booser
     
  90. Ma Plooks!
     
  91. Malapresident
     
  92. MARS VISITOR
     
  93. Meh Granny
     
  94. Mirror Image
     
  95. Mister Nobody
     
  96. Modern or Modem? Times
     
  97. Monsters
     
  98. My Alphabet
     
  99. My Computer
     
  100. My Cousin The Nebula
     
  101. My Mum The Oracle
     
  102. My Second Life
     
  103. Nasty E's
     
  104. Nay fair weather friends need apply
     
  105. Noel's Old Shoes
     
  106. Nooner’s Spightmare
     
  107. NOVEMBER THE FIFTH
     
  108. Ode to Muesli
     
  109. Ode to Tennent's Lager
     
  110. Oh beautiful bridge over the River Leven
     
  111. Oh! Beautiful Fishy
     
  112. Oh! Where are you going?
     
  113. Once Shy, Once Removed
     
  114. ONE DAY OUT WEST
     
  115. OOPS!!
     
  116. Oor Beautiful Language?
     
  117. OOR FRED AND THE OLYMPICS
     
  118. Orville the Earwig's big day
     
  119. OWD WINO
     
  120. P is for Porcupine
     
  121. Panda Ambassadors
     
  122. PC Medical
     
  123. Poetic Heaven
     
  124. Preceding Dolly
     
  125. Quandary
     
  126. Rabbies Legacy
     
  127. Red-Cheeked Scotsman
     
  128. Roses and Noses
     
  129. Saddam's Trial
     
  130. Sam the Seagull
     
  131. Santa's Nose
     
  132. Scotland
     
  133. Scottish Ex-pats
     
  134. Scunnered
     
  135. Seeking Asylum
     
  136. Self-importance of Man
     
  137. SHERWOOD FOREST
     
  138. Shoes
     
  139. Simple
     
  140. Sing-Along-Sam
     
  141. "So It Is, By The Way!"
     
  142. SOME KNIGHT
     
  143. Spaceman
     
  144. Spam
     
  145. Stop Smoking
     
  146. Strawberry Tarts
     
  147. Stress?
     
  148. Stymie Ruffel
     
  149. SUCH IS LIFE
     
  150. Teach me SLANG II
     
  151. Thank God I’m an Atheist
     
  152. The 1970's
     
  153. The Ace of Spades
     
  154. The answer is winding in the blow!
     
  155. THE BAGPIPES
     
  156. The Ballad of Janey McQueen
     
  157. THE BELL
     
  158. The Belly Button Thief
     
  159. The Boot
     
  160. The Boy in the Train
     
  161. THE CHRISTMAS NURSES
     
  162. The Cooncil
     
  163. THE CROCODILE
     
  164. The Dawn Stalker
     
  165. The Dentist
     
  166. The First Grey Hair
     
  167. The Frustrated Hunter
     
  168. The Ghost of Glen Nees na Nochin
     
  169. The Glesga Keelie
     
  170. The Guidance Teacher's Prayer
     
  171. The Haggis
     
  172. THE HAPPY SOUL
     
  173. THE HARD BYLT EGG
     
  174. The Hat
     
  175. The Heighlin' Mosquito
     
  176. T’ ‘IGHWAYMAN
     
  177. THE JOYS OF GARDENING
     
  178. The King of Fireworks
     
  179. The Kipper Song
     
  180. THE LAWN
     
  181. The Magical Pharmacist from Old Phoo King
     
  182. The Memoirs Of A Scotsman With Alzheimer's
     
  183. THE MOA BIRD
     
  184. The Mole The Merrier?
     
  185. The Mole the Merrier. (Part Two)
     
  186. The Mystery Solved
     
  187. The New Kings of the Jungle
     
  188. The Night Tam Danced, with Domhnull Dubh, The Devil
     
  189. THE NUT HOUSE
     
  190. The penny tray at Ken's Rat Boutique
     
  191. The Phantom Knicker Knocker
     
  192. The Phantom Y-Front Pincher
     
  193. The Pipe
     
  194. The Pipers Prayer
     
  195. The Police Horse
     
  196. The Polis...Night Shift
     
  197. The Poor Wee Urchin Who Spoke Funny
     
  198. The Private's Appeal
     
  199. The Pussycat with the Silvery Tail
     
  200. The Sang
     
  201. The Schoolmaister
     
  202. The Scottish Country Dancer
     
  203. THE SECRET WEAPON
     
  204. The Sewage Works of the Bleary-Eyed
     
  205. The Shortest Poem In The World
     
  206. THE SPACE CADET
     
  207. The Sparra
     
  208. The Stane o' Destiny
     
  209. The Tallest Hair in Town
     
  210. THE WIND THAT WAILS
     
  211. THEIRS' PATCHES ON MA WELLIES
     
  212. There’s Nae Moderatin Wi tha Diel
     
  213. To a Duck
     
  214. To a Mouse
     
  215. To a Scotch Pie
     
  216. Tumbleweed
     
  217. 'Twas all a Dream
     
  218. Tweety Pie
     
  219. TYRANNOSAURUS
     
  220. Vacational Cogitations
     
  221. Valentines Card
     
  222. We Jinked Abit Like Archie Did
     
  223. Wedding
     
  224. Wee Boabie
     
  225. Wee Dugs En At!
     
  226. Wee Sam’s Lament
     
  227. What a Life!
     
  228. WHA TAE GEORDIE?
     
  229. What Arthur Miller Knew
     
  230. What is it About Fishermen?
     
  231. Whisht! Dinnae Tell Them Aw Oor Secrets!
     
  232. Who Ate All The Pies?
     
  233. Who Said Biscuit?
     
  234. Wilbur’s gonna get me/you!
     
  235. Will I Ever Find Me?
     
  236. With Cigarettes In My Hand
     
  237. Xmas 2005
     
  238. Ye’ Are Whit Ye’ Eat
     
  239. You Say I Am Crazy

Who are the Scots?

Bill Forsyth (1946 - ) Director and Filmmaker. Noted for 'That Sinking Feeling' (1979), 'Gregory's Girl' (1980) and 'Local Hero' (1983).


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