Ma Pal The Booser ©
by Hamish M Anstruther
Aw ma pal's dreams seem tae end up in the bowtom o' a beer gless.
It's nae wonder though, cos ma pal's a booser.
But wan day ma pal is gawnae be famis.
He saed the auld mystic telt him that,
And ah always believe ma pal.