Caviar ©

I don't much care,
For caviar,
Some folks seem to
Go too far.
To impress,
With
Awful tasting stuff.
Like champagne,
Though I can't picture,
Sitting in the buff,
In bubbles,
Or drinking it,
From someone's shoe.
A glass of wine,
For me will do.
Though,
A jigger of Scotch,
Would me,
Better suit,
I'd gladly drink that,
From a dirty boot.